BBC Inter View: With, Kris Bryant

Because i am a very importent CUbs, blogger, I had a chance to sit down in the seat, which i own, while takling to KRis Brient, the Cubs player who is current the most famous, and, there for, sertain to be traded by Theo Epstein for draft picks. for his prsecious Iowa Cubs;

Bryent was here to talk about his new base ball card, venture; i believe, with the good people, at Don Russ; here, listen to him not answer my questions, though he did answer them, because I spoke clearly, and told him, to understand;

BBC: Hello, Chris. Thank you, for taking the time, here, in the press box, wear I am an importent person that you have heard of, to talk to me, even though you are hung over and drunk, on alcohol.

CB: Um, yeah, sure.

BBC: Good. Now, i need you to pay close attention, to what i am about to say, here; do you like me?

KB: I suppose? I mean I don’t really know you.

BBC: Yesterday, it rained; how did that make you feel?

CB: Well, it’s hard. You want to stay in a rhythm and you have to—

BBC: This is taking to long; how did you feel, about the trophy seremony?

CB: Well that was great for all the fans, it meant a lot to—

BBC: You mean me.

KB: I … I’m sorry?

BBC: Not fans, me, though I am the most, importent fan. But its me;

CB: Right. So anyway, yeah, it was definitely cool.

BBC: You seem to be friends with Anthony, Rizzo; are you afraid of becoming fat, like him?

CB: I really don’t think he’s —

BBC: Hes fat, and then he caught the ball that you through, him; How di that feel?

KB: You mean in the World Series? Well it was—

BBC: Dont put words, in my mouth; Now, what do you think of, base ball?

CB: Like, the entire sport? I mean it’s what we live for, and—

BBC: Also, Javiar Baze; why is he so selfish?

KB: Dude, I’m not really sure you know—

BBC: How long do you wait in lien, to get you’re spot at third, base?

KB: You’re sweating a lot. Are you okay?

BBC: Careful. Your on thin, ice;

KB: …

BBC: I want to ask you a question. This is the question.

KB: …

BBC: Dont inter rupt me; whats it like working with Don Russ Base Ball Cards?

CB: Well actually, this is for Topps, who are the only—

BBC: Finally, may I tell my many friends and my girlfriend, who exists, that we are friends?

KB: Please go away.

At this point, i had no choice but to bann Briant from my presence; he may still read my important posts, but he may not comment, or read them;