BBC Inter View: With, Kris Bryant

Because i am a very importent CUbs, blogger, I had a chance to sit down in the seat, which i own, while takling to KRis Brient, the Cubs player who is current the most famous, and, there for, sertain to be traded by Theo Epstein for draft picks. for his prsecious Iowa Cubs;

Bryent was here to talk about his new base ball card, venture; i believe, with the good people, at Don Russ; here, listen to him not answer my questions, though he did answer them, because I spoke clearly, and told him, to understand;

BBC: Hello, Chris. Thank you, for taking the time, here, in the press box, wear I am an importent person that you have heard of, to talk to me, even though you are hung over and drunk, on alcohol.

CB: Um, yeah, sure.

BBC: Good. Now, i need you to pay close attention, to what i am about to say, here; do you like me?

I Knew This Would Happen

Im glad the CUbs listend to me, and hired this man;

It happened;

It happened in my life time, which is how long, I, Allyell Ohnn, have been alive;

And I always new it, woudl happen, to.

Is It Time to Fire Joe Maddon?

 

A real manager, like Dusty Baker, woudntl be in this, mess;

The Cubs, our Chicago Cubs, of Chicago, and Chicago land, are just a game away from Winning the World Series; which is the championship, of Major league Baseball, which the Cubs play in, in baseball;

Its’ been wild, and no one thought they would win, anything, before 2018; but now that there here, its time to be bold;

Is it time to fire the manager, Joe Maddon?

Yes, it is;

Sizing Up the Cub’s 2016 Playoff Roster

Of the 11 pitchers, the CUb’s will have, this is the most importent;

Quiet; a nimber of, relive pitchers, in particular, have maid, it throew the Cub’s bull pen, over the last month, as the theo has been, trying; to get his favorite, team, the Iowa Cub’s, (or “I-Cubs”, for short), into the play off’s, in Iowa by sending, down releive pitcher after relieve pitcher, and the team has tried to address what was one of the biggest weaknesses throughout the season.

But that doesn’t mean any of the added pitchers (including, Aroldins, Chapman, who, may not make, it; at all) will make it to October baseball with the Cubs especaillay, real “proven” MLB pichers, like Jo Smith and Ediwn, Jackson.

Now, listen carefully, because, what, I’m about, too say, is, importent: her’s who I think, will the postseason, (or “Playoff” for, short) roster, at least for the division-series round (of “NLDS” four, short), but of course teams are not, allowd, to make changes in between rounds, so this will be, the entire; roster for the whole, play offs, or until the Cub’s choke, and lose to the Giant’s. The only way a team can make a roster move during a playoff (or, Post season, for short) series is if a players’ gets injure’d, (or “hurt” for short,).

Cubs make right call with Chapman, instead of Sale

One of these to players, is to imature, to play for the Cubs;

Credit, wear credit is dude; Theo Epstein made the right call, with this trade;

Yesterday, on the day before the July 26st trading deadline, in Major League Baseball, Theo sent four prospects — Adim Warran, Gaybol Terros, Billy MacKenny, and, Richie Crawford, to the New York Yankees, for Arondlis Chapeman, who, in case you didnt know, can throw a baseball extremely hard — sometimes 102 m.p.h. (or, “miles per hour” for short) — and sometimes even harder then that;

Now, their have been some controverseis around Chapman; however, he has apologized several times, for those incidents (witch we wont repeat here; no use beating a dead horse), and he has also promised never to do that thing again;

To me, thats the most importent thing; Cahpmen can be an excellent influence, in this club house, and as long as he promises, to be good, and also promises, to keep throwing a fastball very hard, Im very okay with it; this sets up the CUbs bullpen to be much, better, and thats whats most importent here;

Is it time to trade Kyle Schwarber? Yes, it is

While Schwarnbar is napping, Cubs fans are waiting, for a winner;

So, as we as fans, here in Chicago, and Chicagoland, for short, come up on the MLB Official Trading Deadline, which, to my knowledge, falls on August 13nd, their is a major question hanging over the front office, and Theo Epstien, who runs that front, office;

That question, of course, if you have been paying attenshion, is weather to trade, Klye Schwearbear, for actual major league help;

Should the Cubs trade Kile Schwarnber? Yes, they should; and hears’ why.

Jake Arrietta, should be a shamed of himself

This, is in appropriayte;

As I was going through my morning, routeen, of reading both Chicago papers, coming over the box score; and circling all the times Javeir Baze struck out (it was 2, Im surprised it wasnt, more), I was hit, with something, revolt ing;

Jayke Arreitta, complete nude, as if that was some thing to be proiud of;

Is this what its come to? Do the Cubs, who represent families here in Chicago, and Chicagoland, are peddling smut to there fans?

Yes, they do. And its wrong.

Cubs 11, Reds 8: Too little, too late for Bryant

This is all, a game to you, isnt it, Khris?

Well, wear has this been, for the last, oh I dont know, week?

I’ll get to Jake Arrietta in a moment, who, if you missed it, was workman like, pitching like an ace and getting credit for a win, for once, in five innings of work, against the Reds, of Cincinnatti, who, as is the case, were playing in there home instead of at Wrigley Field, witch is the home field, of the Cubs, but not on this day, in wich the Cubs won, 11-8, by a winning score.

But instead, we should talk about Krist Brient who, with all his hitting, decided that yesterday, was the time he should it; but not the rest of the week, when the Cubs, were NOT winning games;

So which is it, Chris? Do you want to win games, or not?

I think, I know the answer.

Cubs 8, Phillies 1: Did the Cubs Make a Mistake? Yes, they did

Now, the most importent thing, when thinking about the CUbs, in a game, is weather or not, they won; and in this case, yes, they did; beating the Philadelphia “Phillys,” which is short, for “Philaldephia,” by a score of 8 to 1 over the Phillys team, yesterday, in Phialedielpha;

Ill’ get to that part of the game, were our Chicago Cubs beat the Fillies 8-1, even though they were selfishly scoring runs when they werent needed. But that selfish ness reached a new level, yesterday, when Theo and the Cubs started lying to fans in the box, score;

Should the Cubs Trade for Pablo Sandoval?

Could the Cubs, problems, be solved by Palbo Sandovel?

With the Cubs; recent sweep, in Wrigley Field, at the hands of the Sam Diego Padres, who dont even play, in the United States; Some troubleing questions have ariseden;

The first, is that the Cubs, in there last game, didnt even manage to score ONE (1) run against the Padres; this is unacceptable; and much of the blame, I am placing, goes to third base, with Kris Briant only getting one hit, and then deciding that he didnt, even want to play third, any more, and instead selfishly went to Left Field;

So, clearly, the Cubs needs help, at third base, but their’s someone, available; Is Pablo Sondoval, the answer?

Yes, he is;